Wooo Hooo!!!! 21!!!!! The big 2-1. Our little podcast is finally old enough to drink!
We celebrate this momentous event by.... wait for it... DRINKING!!!!
Help us celebrate by drinking along with us. Don't worry, we made some fun and easy rules for you to follow. It is my pleasure to introduce the...
"Official Cat's Paw League of Drunken Justice and Drinking of America's 21st Podcast Drinking Game of Justice!"
Here are the rules:
1. Take one drink whenever Treavor (Chubs McDougle) stutters.
2. Take one drink when you hear a jingle or soundbite. i.e. "Move your bulbous head."
3. Take one drink whenever someone says "Fair Enough." It'll probably be me Pope (Pope).
4. Take three drinks when we fuck up one of Pat's (The Brown Hornet) segues.
5. Take four drinks whenever we make a rape joke.
6. Finish your drink if Berg (Ol' John Henry) laments Hitler's lack of sainthood.
7. Drink if we tell you to drink.
****New Rule*****
8. If we say something that you don't think is funny, drink until we become funny. It works for us. Why do you think we all hang out with each other.
P.S. There is a missing segment of Pat's "Asians vs. Firefighters" story. That is the part where the firefighters show up, in a firetruck, and start yoking Asians two at a time. This is an important part.
Also, the debut of our only-for-tall-ladies clothing line "Sassy-squatch".
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C.P.L.D.J.D.A. Podcast - Episode 21
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Bonus Content - The Mad Dog Trick
You heard about it on the podcast, now watch it with your eyes! The only trick I have to take my hat off before I perform!
