C.P.L.D.J.D.A. Podcast - Episode 27 - Vacations

Episode 27 of the C.P.L.D.J.D.A. Podcast is ostensibly about vacations. We might have gotten off topic a little bit.

Featuring our special guest - GREG!!!!

Here are some topics we do actually talk about:

Skinny Gary Busey
Vacation Rhiannon
The "Kings of Emigrant"
Peyote vs. Coyote
Pissing on Canadians
Uncomfortable bathtub encounters with MILFs
Grey Shirt Kid
Pink Eye?
Onomatopoeia

Q&A with T&A - "What items do you need on a desert island?"

Science Corner - "How dirty is money?"

I would like to take this opportunity to apologize for this Science Corner, some science needs to not be spoken. Seriously. Ewww...

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C.P.L.D.J.D.A. Podcast - Episode 26

"What's black and white and red all over?"

Here's a brand new(ish) podcast of us talking about pretty much anything under the sun!

Some highlights -

Bath Salts
Cannibalism
High Cuisine Japan Penis
The Best Garage Sale Ever Wrap-Up
The World's Strongest Man
Keg Drinking
Keg Tossing
Pop Goes The Weasel
Pop Goes The Weasel sings "Holla Back Girl" - Review
Breast Feeding on Magazine Covers
Dirty Jokes
And More!!!!

Man, you can really tell we recorded this a month ago. This stuff was really relevant then. Oh well, this may not be relevant, but it is funny!



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C.P.L.D.J.D.A. Podcast - Episode 25 - Summer!

We've been gone for a minute, now we're back!

Don't call it a comeback, because we weren't really ever gone. With the weather turning nice we've actually been spending our evenings in the bushes outside your house. You should probably put some clothes on. There's some real perverts out there.

Here's some Summer fun in audio form. Sunburn not included, but it may burn your ears and brain with awesomeness!

Science Corner - How much pee is in the pool?



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C.P.L.D.J.D.A. Podcast - Episode 24 - Video Games

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The girls were gone for this podcast, so we took advantage of that and we talk about what most guys are thinking about all the time... VIDEO GAMES.

We run through the history of video games and our feelings about them, from the Atari to the SNES!

Turns out we have a lot to say about the original Nintendo Entertainment System, so we didn't make it much past that.

Side effects of listening to this podcast may include, but aren't limited to: Increased Height, Ability to Throw Fireballs, Temporary Invincibility, Temporary Invisibility, Spread Gun, Flight via Raccoon Tail, Rapid Fire, Boomerang, Single and possibly Double Dragons, Diagonal Running, Turtles (both regular and Teenage Mutant Ninja varieties), Bo knowing you, Vacuum Attacks and Pixelization

Rated N - for Nerditry and Nostalgia

Science Corner - "What happens if you are traveling the speed of light in your car, and then turn your headlights on?"

Be sure to check out this Science Corner, as this answer zigs and then zigs some more before zagging right past logic to end up at our scientist's answer.

I was there and still don't believe how strange and surreal it got.




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C.P.L.D.J.D.A. Podcast - Episode 23

This one's about fucking. We talk about some other stuff too. But mainly it's about fucking.

Fucking for money.

Fucking Secret Service agents.

Fucking Dick Clark.

"Fucking It Forward" (Trademark).

Fucking.

We also talk about Tupac Holograms, 420, James Cameron, Bugs in Starbucks drinks and much more!

We also start a North Side of the Table vs. South Side of the Table Rap War.


Q&A with T&A - Prostitution. How much?



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C.P.L.D.J.D.A. Podcast - Episode 22

Mugshot courtesy of TMZ... and a painkiller-addled douchebag.

Oh Ryan Leaf, after you denounced Montana we were thrilled to hear you hated this hick state and never planned on coming back. Unfortunately you did. The really disappointing thing is that Ryan went really high in the first round of last year's "Professional Prescription Drug Theft League" Draft. It's a shame that other more talented prescription drug thieves were passed over for this no talent hack.

Join us while we ramble on about how much cooler the Hunger Games would have been if it featured retired professional wrestlers, how much the Three Stooges movie probably sucks, how self righteous and not good at giving brewery tours New Belgium is and Behind-the-Scenes Simpsons trivia that we are pretty sure we heard somewhere.

Science Corner - "What makes eyes twitch?"

Q&A with T&A - Is it o.k. for waitresses to use their looks to get better tips?



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C.P.L.D.J.D.A. Podcast - Our 21st

Wooo Hooo!!!! 21!!!!! The big 2-1. Our little podcast is finally old enough to drink!

We celebrate this momentous event by.... wait for it... DRINKING!!!!

Help us celebrate by drinking along with us. Don't worry, we made some fun and easy rules for you to follow. It is my pleasure to introduce the...


"Official Cat's Paw League of Drunken Justice and Drinking of America's 21st Podcast Drinking Game of Justice!"


Here are the rules:

1. Take one drink whenever Treavor (Chubs McDougle) stutters.
2. Take one drink when you hear a jingle or soundbite. i.e. "Move your bulbous head."
3. Take one drink whenever someone says "Fair Enough." It'll probably be me Pope (Pope).
4. Take three drinks when we fuck up one of Pat's (The Brown Hornet) segues.
5. Take four drinks whenever we make a rape joke.
6. Finish your drink if Berg (Ol' John Henry) laments Hitler's lack of sainthood.
7. Drink if we tell you to drink.

****New Rule*****

8. If we say something that you don't think is funny, drink until we become funny. It works for us. Why do you think we all hang out with each other.

P.S. There is a missing segment of Pat's "Asians vs. Firefighters" story. That is the part where the firefighters show up, in a firetruck, and start yoking Asians two at a time. This is an important part.

Also, the debut of our only-for-tall-ladies clothing line "Sassy-squatch".



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Bonus Content - The Mad Dog Trick


You heard about it on the podcast, now watch it with your eyes! The only trick I have to take my hat off before I perform!

C.P.L.D.J.D.A. Podcast - Episode 20

We explore the dangers of "Date Rate" on this weeks installment of the C.P.L.D.J.D.A. Podcast.

WARNING: 80% of rates are done by someone you know.


Also: 90's Clothing Fads, Stupid games in Gym Class, The Ginger Mexican, Romanian Pickpockets and more!


When you finish listening to this you can rate us. Rate us like the dirty podcasters we are.



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C.P.L.D.J.D.A. Podcast - Episode 19

Turns out this podcast has been living in the center console of my car for a week. I've decided to give it a new home on the internet.

This is the heart wrenching story of a little podcast that wouldn't give up! It wasn't going to live in a car on a CD forever, it was going to make it to the internet where 10s of people will get a chance to hear it. Give 'em hell, podcast!

(wipes away a single tear)

I'm proud of you.

In Other News


Tune in to catch the story of Al's Green Door, Wyoming's, and potentially the entire world's, worst strip club.

Also Featuring "The Lost Science Corner Segment"! Technical difficulties prevented a video version of this week's science corner so if you want to find out about global warming, you're going to have to listen here.



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Bonus Content - Concrete Ass Lady (Lady?)

C.P.L.D.J.D.A. Podcast - Episode 18

In this thrilling episode we talk Hulk Hogan sextape and other important happenings in the news.

Featuring "Q&A with T&A" and the N.W.O. themesong!




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C.P.L.D.J.D.A. Podcast - Episode 17

Episode #17 of the C.P.L.D.J.D.A. Podcast is ready to take the world by storm. It's like a comedy hurricane!

Tune in for stories from Vegas and other miscellaneous shenanigans.



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C.P.L.D.J.D.A. Podcast - Episode 16

Episode #16 of the C.P.L.D.J.D.A. Podcast is ready for your listening enjoyment.

From "Weird" Al to triceratops to extreme parenting this is your one stop shop for all of your podcast needs!



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C.P.L.D.J.D.A. Podcast - Episode 15

WHAT??? Two podcasts in one day?

Yep. We love you that much. Even though you can't be bothered to "Like" us on Facebook.

This podcast is a hodgepodge of current events and drunken tangents. Mainly the latter.

Enjoy!



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C.P.L.D.J.D.A. Podcast - High School

Join us while we reminisce about our High School years. Amazingly we all graduated, and now we do this...

High School is pointless.

But this podcast isn't!



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C.P.L.D.J.D.A. Podcast - Valentine's Day

"When arrows don't penetrate, Cupid packs a pistol." - Andre 3000

Happy Valentine's Day everybody! Why not spend it with someone you love? Us... The C.P.L.D.J.D.A.

In this podcast we talk about lots of relationship type stuff. Ladies try to explain things, guys get confused.

EXAMPLE:

POINT - Lady: "Women are interesting and mysterious creatures, and taking the time to unravel those complexities can greatly benefit you."

COUNTERPOINT: Guy: "Bitches be trippin'"

For more stimulating conversation and stirring debate like that, check out this podcast!



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C.P.L.D.J.D.A. Podcast - Battle Royale!!!!

This week's podcast we stuff 48 podcasters into one studio. 48 enter, only one may win.

That's a slight exaggeration, but holy shit, there was a lot of us. And we had been drinking. This one's a shit show. But I mean that in the most complimentary way possible.

Featuring contributions from Mike Running Wolf and his cousin Gaehel, who had to sit in the hallway because it was so crowded. That's right, we couldn't even fit all of the awesome from this podcast into one room.

Enjoy!



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C.P.L.D.J.D.A. Podcast - Metal!!!! feat. Stacy

Hello Podcast Fans, this week we have a treat for you... a very special guest! Stacy, the amazing frontman for The Mighty Flick, joins us in the studio for our "Metal" episode!

We play "Six Degrees of Metal Separation"!

Our scientist answers a question... sorta!

Hilarity guaranteed!



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C.P.L.D.J.D.A. Podcast - New Year's 2012

"Who let the rhino make the calendar? They can't count past 2012!" - Mayan Guy

Welcome to 2012, loyal C.P.L.D.J.D.A. fans! It's our last year until the world ends, so enjoy listening to this podcast with your loved ones. And we should probably all just spend the second half of the year in Vegas, because... fuck it!

This installment we talk about the future being disappointing. Also "Science Corner!!!!" and "Q&A with T&A!!!!" Come for the nonsense, stay for the jingles.



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